ANDE-ANDE LUMUT ENGLISH DRAMA

ANDE-ANDE LUMUT

          (suara angin dan suling) (A long time ago, there live a girl, who name “Klenting Kuning”. She was a ugly woman, but actually she was very beautiful. And her life was not happy. She live with her step mother and 4 her step sister. They were very cruel, so they were not give chance Klenting Kuning to have fun.

          One day Klenting Kuning went to the river for washed the pan. (spasi) Suddenly she hear something. Oh, that a old man).

          (AT  RIVER)

          Kakek : “ uhuk...uhuk...uhuk”

          (music : ha, batuk pak haji)

          Klenting Kuning : (mendekat) “ oh Mister, are you alright ?”

          Kakek : “uhuk uhuk oh, I’m fine.”

          Klenting Kuning : “let me help you Mister”. (duduk, memijat kakek)

          Kakek : “ohh, you so kind kid, I want to give you something. This “. (memberikan jimat)

          Klenting Kuning : “what is this Mister?”

          Kakek : “Use it, if you in danger. I’m sorry kid, I have to go now”.

          Klenting Kuning : “ But wait... !! I don’t understand. Huh, I’m really curious about this. Maybe, Better I go home now.

          (A days later, a Handsome prince who name “Ande-Ande Lumut” order the guards to tell all  the people in the kingdom, that the Prince Ande-Ande Lumut will look for a girl to be his wife.(wily, faris dan Aar)).

(pangeran datang, musik koplo)

          Pangeran : “ehem-ehem Hai all my guards”

          Pengawal : ” Yes my majesty”.

          Pangeran  : “I want you to announce to all the people, that I hold party to chose a beautiful girl to be my wife, are you understand ?”

          Pengawal : “ Understand my prince”.

          Pangeran : “Begone. Okay ? “

          Pengawal : “Okay !”.

(Faris ambil gong, Aar bawa kertas gulungan)

(Faris) Gong ... gong ... gong (warga berkumpul-ramai)

Pengawal (Aar) :

(para warga bubar).

(AT  HOME Klenting’s Mother call all  her daughter, excepted the Klenting Kuning.)

          Ibu klenting : “Klenting Merah, Klenting Biru, Klenting Hijau, and Klenting Ungu, come here Dear “.

          All Klenting : “ Yes maam”

          Ibu Klenting : “ I have a very good news for you”.

          Klenting Merah : “ woow,  what is that maam?”

          Klenting Hijau : “ yes, I’m really curious!’

          Ibu Klenting  : “I hear that the prince hold a party to find the girl to be his wife. And you all must come”.

          Klenting Biru : “wow. I’s a great news. The prince will chose me to be his wife”.

          Klenting Ungu : “ No! He certain chose me, not You!”

          Ibu Klenting : “Wait, STOP ! don’t fight! Now, mommy want you all to be most beautiful in the party. So, come here Dear, I will make up you”.

          All Klenting : “Yes Maam”.

(Klenting Kuning was heard what was they were talking about, she want to join with this party. And then she asked her mother.)

          Klenting Kuning : “Maam.. Moomy.. “.

          Ibu Klenting : “ What klenting Kuning?” (sinis)

          Klenting kuning : “I..I hear that Prince Ande-Ande Lumut will hold a party. I want to go too maam.  May I come?“.

          Ibu  + all Klenting : (tertawa) hahhaaaha.....

          Ibu Klenting : “ What ? Are you Kidding me? Look at you, you not proper to join the party”.

          Klenting Kuning : “But Maam, I really want, Please let me to come”.

          Klenting Merah : “ iihh, you are so ugly, the prince will not chose you. It’s Impossible !!”.

          Klenting Ungu : “ Yes, so it’s not useful if you come!”

          Ibu Klenting : “ Stop my Dear, better you must go now, the Prince will waiting for you”.

          All Klenting : “Oke Maam”.

          Klenting Biru+Hijau : “ What’s a pity you are! Haaha”. (mengejek Klenting Kuning)

          (para klenting pergi)

          Klenting Kuning : (menangis)” Maam, please, I wanna Go. It’s just for one time”.

          Ibu Klenting : “ huft, Oke Oke Oke, you will go. But I will Make Up you first”.

          Klenting Kuning : “ Ohh, thank you Maam”.

(klentin g kuning didandani jelek)

          Ibu Klenting : “ Oke, you can go now”.

          Klenting Kuning : “Yes Maam”. (senang)

(In the way, the Klentings must across the river, but in there they met YUYU KANGKANG.)

(Yuyu Kangkang datang- musik)

          Yuyu Kangkang : Huahahaha... let me introduce my self. I’m Yuyu. And I’m Kangkang. We are YUYU KANGKANG ! hahaha. I’m the master of the river. You throw my river, you must face to me! “.

          And then the Klenting arrived in the river.

          Yuyu Kangkang : “ Wooow, suit suit !! “.

          Klenting Hijau : “ Ihh, who are you? You so ugly!”

          Yuyu Kangkang : “ You don’t know me? I’m Yuyu Kaangkang, the master of the river..ver..ver”.

          Klenting Ungu : “ I don’t care ! pull over ! We want to across the river”.

          Yuyu Kangkang : “ Wait ! you can not do that. You must Kiss me if you want to across the river. If you don’t wish, you will not can across the river!, So How?”.

          Klenting Biru : “ Klenting merah, what must we do??”.

          Klenting Merah : “ Yuyu kangkang, Oke, We agree. You can kiss us ! but you promise, don’t tell the anyone !”.

          Yuyu Kangkang : “ Oke, I agree. Now you must ready to kiss by me”.

(wahyu dan mukhlis – sensor datang)

          Yuyu Kangkang : “Oke, Number 1”. (klenting merah- suara bom)

          Yuyu Kangkang : “Number 2”. (klenting biru – suara petir)

          Yuyu Kangkang : “Number 3”. (klenting hijau – suara bom)

          Yuyu Kangkang : “Number 4”. (klenting ungu – suara petir)

          Klenting merah : “ We already kiss you, Now us to throw the river!”.

          Yuyu Kangkang : “ Oke. My pleasure”

Klenting Kuning just arrived in the river.

          Yuyu Kangkang : “Hey, who are you girl? I’m the master of the river. What do you want?” 

          Klenting Kuning : “ I just wanna across the river”.

          Yuyu Kangkang : “oh hoho, You can not”.

          Klenting Kuning : “ But I must go ! let me to throw! “

          Yuyu Kangkang : “ it’s mean you must face to me!”

(sensor – yuyu kangkang kalah)

          Yuyu Kangkang : “auww, alright, you can throw my river”.

          Klenting Kuning : “ Yes, thank you”.

AT KINGDOM

          Pengawal : gong...gong...gong “Attention please the Ladies” (warga berkumpul). “ Here we come! Our prince ANDE-ANDE LUMUT !!”.

          Pangeran : “ Hay all the ladies, I will chose one of you to be my wife”.

(para klenting datang dan langsung menyerbu pangeran)

          All Klenting : “ Prince ANDE-ANDE LUMUT !!!!”. (histeris)

          Klenting Merah : “ Please chose me, to be your wife”.

          Klenting Biru : ” No! I will must to be your wife”.

          Klenting Ungu : “ No! It’s me”.

          Klenting Hijau : “ No ! Me”.

          Klenting Merah : “ ME !”.

          Klenting Ungu : “ME !”

          Pangeran  : ” Oh NO NO NO, STOP! not fighting over me! But you all will not to be my wife! “

          All Klenting : “haa, What??”

          Pangeran : “ I know that you all already kiss by yuyu kangkang ! So i don’t chose you”.

(klenting kuning menyanyi)

          Pangeran : “ woow, whose the voice??”

(mencari asal suara- menemukan klenting kuning)

          Klenting Kuning : “ Prince Ande-Ande Lumut”.

          Pangeran : “ Yes, and what your name girl ?”.

          Klenting Kuning : My name is Klenting Kuning My majesty”

          Pangeran : “ wow, you so beautiful”. (pangeran berlutut) “ Do you want to be my wife?”

          Klenting Kuning : “ Yes my Prince”.

(pangeran ingin mencium Klenting Kuning)

          Klenting Kuning : “ No My Prince, I don’t like this! NO !”.

(PLAAAAAKKKKKK)

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